Our adventures huh? Don’t remember much of the early adventures, might have hit my head too often. You guys should build bigger doorways. Where’s my beer?
We were at this gnome tower. Got attacked by ants. Giant ants. I don’t know what they fed them. Dangerous too. Hard to hit and one was poisonous. At the top of the tower I smashed a diamond with my greataxe…lost something precious that day…damn I miss that weapon. This one’s better though. Why’d I smash a diamond? There was a door opening, and we can’t have doors opening (inn door opens, Thokk puts his hand on his axe).
Yeah I had one that got away. It was this big (gestures with hands). Where’s my beer? ‘It’s in your hand, Thokk’ Right, so I went up to one…two of them. The big one started to move, so I whacked it. Then the little one tried to get away. I chased it, but then I couldn’t see it any more. (mutter, mutter) stupid shaman. So anyway once we were fighting goblins, and this bugbear… why are they called bugbears? They’re not bugs...this bugbear looks around and sees this guy with no armour and no weapons. So he moves up to hit him. Meanwhile I’ve circled round and whacked it in the side with my bastard sword. Then Breyen finishes it off with his bare hands. Best fight we ever had. Did I tell you about his cat? He had an invisible cat, not that we ever saw much of it. (trails off to incoherent ramblings…)
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